Monday, 16 March 2009

Specimen No. 59: Joy

Day Z060:

Agent Loeb reports that the technician who died never existed. He advises me to forget all about the matter, and I to impress upon all members of staff the same sentiments. Looks like we are not going anywhere, which suits me fine. Today's specimen I call 'Joy'. Not because he is joyous. Just one look at him is enough to dissuade anyone from making that mistake - but because at this precise moment in time I feel a strong sensation of joy. Note To Self: Check the batteries on you know what...



Thursday, 12 March 2009

Specimen No. 58: Even

Day Z059:

No. 58 is a hard nut to crack. Aside from being relatively unaffected by necrosis, he is almost like a normal duck in temperament and behaviour. I therefore call name 'Even'.







Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Specimen No. 57: Ham

Day Z058:

John Doe appears to have been aptly named. I have come in this morning and find he is nowhere to be found. The quacklings are now beginning to get restive. Another one has been badly torn apart by its brethren. It is still able to squelch around the cage however. We call this new casualty 'Ham'.







Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Specimen No. 56: John Doe

Day Z057:

There has been a fire at the lab. Thankfully none of the cages were affected. But our research has been put in jeopardy. I cannot come up with a name for no.56. John Doe is as good as any.






Monday, 9 March 2009

Specimen No. 55: Hitchcock

I was removed from the 'project' in fear of a security breach. I had to undergo a decontamination bath... if you've never had one be thankful. It's not an experience I would recommend. Only now has the top layer of my skin returned. I continue with the duckies that we've managed to sustain in quarantine.

Day Z056:

Upon my return I've discovered that The lab technician has died. Apparently the infection from Macbeth's beak was quite overpowering. The agents will not tell us what will happen next. They just tell us to keep working. Still no results from the egg experiments. No. 55 I call Hitchcock, because he seems to have an eye for blondes. I have observed him watching Linda, Sikorsky's assistant most intently.