Thursday, 24 July 2008

How to Survive Transformation?

Day Z010
In an attempt to collect a dirty dozen the doctor and I have stumbled upon this....

How to Survive Your Initial Transformation Into a Duckie Flesheater.


It would appear to be a guide of some sort... they are getting organized.



it's roughly 14 x 11 cm in size and 10 pages.
Examples of what can be found inside are as follows:

2. Once the pain subsides the necrosis will set in. Again don't be alarmed this is perfectly normal. Please avoid picking any forming scabs or excessively scratching as you may rip off more then you intended.

5. Your razor sharp beaks, and in some cases mutations resulting in mouths with full sets of teeth, are perfect tools for ripping the flesh from bones, so go ahead, dig right in...try to ignore the screaming, it will only last a few seconds; If it does get bothersome aim for the jugular first.

It is disturbing that they may be taking on human characteristics...

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