Specimen No. 34: Keats

Day Z035:

Today we have "Keats", a quackling with a hacking cough, a crushed skull, and a pair of collapsed lungs. Yuk!

Specimen No. 33: Jake

Day Z034:

Several of the newer specimens from the labs were ripped apart last night. They were unnamed and now they are all eaten. One of the culprits was Jake (No.33).

Specimen No. 32: Byron

Day Z033:
The London agents are photographing everything in sight. The flashes have inspired several quacklings to have what I can only describe as epileptic fits. No. 32 for example, 'Byron' snaps and jerks his entire body around whenever the bulbs go off. Light sensitive ? Or just mad, bad and dangerous to photograph ?

Specimen No. 31: Samuel

Day Z032:

There's a line from Coleridge that's appropriate to the position we find ourselves in at present, but I can't remember how it goes. I've called today's quackling 'Samuel' because he reminds me of an opium eater.

Specimen No. 30: Dennis

Day Z031:
Agents Loeb and Sparks have left the facility to attend a conference back at London HQ. Agent Thatcher has grown attached to today's specimen in the meantime, which we have nick-named Dennis. A better name would be Irony, but most operatives would not get it...

Specimen No. 29: Groat aka Waldo (II)

Day Z030:
The London agents are idiots. Therefore they are perfectly qualified to be in charge of an operation such as this. Today's specimen, 'Groat', I have renamed Waldo in the literature. The agents have not noticed. Waldo (II) is an almost carbon copy of the original, save for the bloody great tide mark round the lower half of his face. Happy days...

Specimen No. 28: Mad Charles aka Cain (II)

Day Z029:
The missing quacklings have not been found, which can mean only one thing, they are at large and a risk to the wider community. It is difficult to know what to do in such circumstances other than avoid the issue and plead ignorance. I have taken the liberty of renaming today's specimen Mad Charles, Cain. Hereafter Mad Charles shall be known as Cain (II).

Specimen No. 27: Olaf

Day Z028:
Outbreak!!! Three specimens have escaped from the cage and are nowhere to be found. Amongst the three are Cain, Waldo, and a hitherto undocumented quackling by the name of 'Olaf'. This is a disaster, especially given the presence of the agents from the MoD.